Geoff Berner - I.Y.M. lyrics

Baby, when you're out there And you're looking for some sound financial investment advice Don't be taken in By elaborate fads or gimmicks No, that's not the way. 'Cause there's a lot riding on your money And after all, it's your money So if a great big dragon says to flush it all down the toilet You better think about it. You call it like you see it And you see a great climate for consumer confidence now That's why it's a good, good feeling To know your life is insured In case of accidental theft. 'Cause there's a lot riding on your money And after all, it's your money So if your client says "Hey, let's take arsenic after the banquet!" You better think about it. Think, think, think about it all the time If you get pregnant Remember not to visit an orchard in the second trimester 'Cause if you do There's a very large chance That your baby will be born without eyes. 'Cause there's a lot riding on your money And after all, it's your money So if you think I might be telling the truth But then you start to doubt it You better think about it. Think, think, think about it all the time.