Gentleman Reg - The Boyfriend Song lyrics

Boyfriend, boyfriend, where are you? I ain't got no money and I ain't got no boyfriend Boyfriend, boyfriend, where are you? I ain't got no money and I ain't got no boyfriend Tell me how to grow into what you know Skip past all the quiet months of shyness that I hold Formalities be stashed I've no use for that Seems that age has snuck up to attack It's the light that missed me It's those man-sized titties Someone should have told the kids the truth about what's pretty You notice no eyes staring Suddenly you're caring And willing to take plunges if they were daring Soon it's gonna come around It's gonna sing the song you never wrote It will astound Boyfriend, boyfriend, where are you? I ain't got no money and I ain't got no boyfriend Boyfriend, boyfriend, where are you? I ain't got no money and I ain't got no boyfriend How much time must pa** How long I can last What's the chance he's out there you're crossing different paths Maybe I was blinking My island's slowly sinking I need a strong arm to do the rescuing Now I will accost all the time lost Grab it by the neck and make it cough up what I want There's no getting back years of singles past What would be the point in lamenting that Soon it's gonna come around It's gonna sing the song you never wrote It will astound Boyfriend, boyfriend, where are you? I ain't got no money and I ain't got no boyfriend Boyfriend, boyfriend, where are you? I ain't got no money and I ain't got no boyfriend I ain't got no money and I ain't got no boyfriend I ain't got no money but I've got to get my boyfriend back