Genius Users - Chopper lyrics
[Intro: Babuc] Serein s**s The end [Hook: that guy with pig in his name or something] ramen noodles with my foodstamps prius cosigned by my mama tax returns to obama g eazy s**s ramen noodles with my foodstamps prius cosigned by my mama tax returns to obama id check for patron [Verse 1: CannonFire] Here's a story about my very own, chopper I Shake my hips make it do the heli, copter So much p**y in the world that I gotta, conquer So I got me a ho' with no arms cost me 30, dollars Jerked me off with her feet made it so much, hotter She had dirty soles the color of, copper Yeah, we did it rougher than Griffin, Bonnar But buying discount ho's gave me real bad, karma Because I got burned had to visit the, doctor Really shoulda' wrapped my chopper in, armor Diagnosis suggests I'm a f**in', goner Ask me if it's really worth all of the, bother Hell f**in' yes it's f**in', honor [Verse 2: CaptainDinga] Ayy shoutout that kid YABOYNICKY (leggo) First things first adios Scope-Y You were the goat on this site.. no lie I know you in college but you already a GENIUS boi These n***as so sweet and I'm the SOY (pause) sauce Imma boss, no Rick Ross I ate your girl out... sh** I forgot to floss She tasted like a whopper k** ya a**, Lupe Fiasco, Chopper [Hook] [Verse 3: TwentyOnePilotss**DealWithIt] Twenty One Pilots are awful They make me want to spit out my waffles Their rapping is an abomination It makes me want to leave Obama's nation Their lyrics are extremely pretentious And did I forget to mention That "Stressed Out" is the worst song That I've heard in a time very long They are not actually hip hop They are actually just pop You think that their pop is good, but They're scarier to me than a peanut If you want some real rap Go listen to the Wu-Tang Clan "Mighty Healthy" is an awesome song And if you don't like it, then what's wrong WITH YOU WITH YOU WITH YOUUU WITH YOU WITH YOU WITH YOUUU Sorry, I didn't mean to go all Chris Brown His hook on Kanye's album made me frown And Desiigner is also bad I wish that Kanye never had Met him, because he sounds just like A Future clone... right? I also can't stand The-Dream He almost ruined "Ultralight Beam" But Chance and Kelly made up for it But it's hard to ignore it When Post Malone has a verse That uses Auto-Tune for the worse He should listen to 808s and Heartbreak Because then he'll use Auto-Tune rightly [Hook] [Verse 4:YABOYNICKY] Don't want no beef cuz that's against my religion In fact I just bought a pair of tru realigions High school or Nye School Donald Trump make we wanna go bye fool If I had a chopper I'd start a coup Flip-flopper Rubio ewwwwww Ted Cruz is a cornfield Think he's been listening to Hopsin Le Great Wall of Mexico f** tha Trump thnkin errebody sellin dope Nuff said [Verse 5: Son Of ScotlandKID] William Wallce with the barz My braveheart got me dreaming bout the stars Too hot G, I melt steel beams Jet fuels cookin', no need for the memes Gpt mules lookin at airport to peep sceneZ Ass real good so they avoid 5-0 screens Now my package got through, I divide up for the crew Sold with no cut just raw'n savage, s**s to be you What the f** YOU gonna do, it would take about 2 f**ing spit out who? I didn't think so boo OD in the spot and get tossed out like sh** down the loo Duck you like typo, period f** hype bro,its serious [Verse 6: Theonlydjorkaeff] Last week I hit a lick She was my best mate's chick But I needed cash quick for a plan I'd hitched Hatched, she was the dullest chick in the batch Snatch, I grabbed her pa**code and her racks Now her bank account is sapped like Dwayne's ball sack Mine's jacked so I hit the dealership Enstrom or Robinson's, both have k**er picks I settled on Enstrom and purchased my chopper Flew it inverted and gave Trump a topper No, not Monica, I gave him a new moniker Acephalous, I trimmed him like a conifer [Hook] [Verse 7: NondescriptWhiteRapFan1] Don't act like you didn't know it was coming In he comes with the renegade Never mind switching up the flow or nothing Churn out four bars with no effort made