General Surgery - Convivial Corpse Disposal Methodology lyrics

Pathological waste abounds Cadavers lined wall to wall Foul-whiffing stiffs all around A bonfire would clean it all Frenzied cauterization Now seems slightly pa**é A more gleeful method seems fitting To spread havoc and disharmony Dispensation of carrion embellished In a delightfully mirthful way The disposal of my spent toys A most superbly distasteful fray Mannequins discretely exchanged For a different fashion model Now view the spring collection As worn by bloated corpses The ghastly remains strategically placed in public spots Much to the amusement of my like-minded pathologist chums De-truncating limbs, slack heads are lopped Soak the pieces in preservatives to debar foul rot Wrap the stinking presents and then regroup To deliver bloody packages to your front stoops Blithely positioning cadavers on a park bench Horrified children recoil and blench Hang a corpse by its intestines from a nearby tree For the public to admire my disposal methodology Our gruesome tasks masked by off-putting gaiety The jocular demeanour veils your repugnance but barely Jovially dissecting and disposing of the gore Our brash disposal methods leave you shaken to your core Unauthorized surgeries Dismantling anatomy Solemnizing necrotomies