Geffen Records - Bad Influence lyrics

[Hook] (Just pull the plug! ) People say that I'm a bad influence I say the world's already f**ed, I'm just addin' to it They say I'm suicidal, teenagers' newest idol (c'mon!) C'mon, do as I do, go ahead, get mad and do it! (Just pull the plug! ) People say that I'm a bad influence I say the world's already f**ed, I'm just addin' to it They say I'm suicidal, teenagers' newest idol C'mon, do as I do, go ahead, get mad and do it! (Just let it go!) [Verse 1] Hand me an eighth, beam me up and land me in space I'ma sit on top of the world, and sh** on Brandy and Mase I'm more than ill Scarier than a white journalist in a room with Lauryn Hill Human horror film, but with a lot funnier plot And people'll feel me, ‘cause I'ma still be the Mad Rapper Whether I got money or not As long as I'm on pills and I got plenty of pot I'll be in a canoe paddling, making fun of your yacht But I would like an award For the best rapper to get one mic in The Source And a wardrobe I can afford Otherwise I might just end up back strikin' at Ford And you wonder what the f** I need more Vicodin for? Everybody's pissing me off Even the No Limit Tank looks like a middle finger sideways flipping me off No sh**, I'm a grave danger to my health; why else Would I k** you then jump in a grave and bury myself? [Hook] [Verse 2] I'm the illest rapper to hold the cordless, patrolling corners Looking for hookers to punch in the mouth With a roll of quarters I'm meaner in action than Roscoe beating James Todd Sr Across the back with vacuum cleaner attachments I grew up in a wild hood as a hazardous youth With a f**ed up childhood that I used as an excuse And ain't sh** changed, I kept the same mindstate Since the third time that I failed 9th grade You probably think that I'm a negative person Don't be so sure of it I don't promote violence, I just encourage it I laugh at the sight of d**h As I fall down a cement flight of steps And land inside a bed of spider webs So throw caution to the wind; you and a friend Can jump off of a bridge, and if you live, do it again sh**, why not? Blow your brain out, I'm blowin' mine out f** it, you only live once, you might as well die now [Hook] [Verse 3] My laser disc'll make you take a razor to your wrist Make you satanistic, make you take the pistol to your face And place the clip and co*k it back And let it go until your brains are rippin' out your skull so bad to sew you back would be a waste of stitches I'm not a role model, I don't wanna babysit kids I got one little girl, and Hailie Jade is Shady's business And Shady's just an alias I made to make you pissed off Where the f** were you When Gilbert's paid to make me dishwash? I make a couple statements, and now look how crazy sh** got You made me get a bigger attitude than 80 Kim Scotts And she almost got the same fate that Grady's b**h got I knew that "Just the Two of Us" Would make you hate me this much And "Just the Two of Us," that ain't got sh** to do with us And our personal life, it's just words on a mic So you can call me a punk, a pervert or a chauvinist pig But the funny sh** is that I still go with the b**h! [Hook]