Gary US Bonds - b**h/Dumb Ass lyrics

Well, I was minding my business As I often do Here she come, sniffin' around For someone new She was a sweet little thing With big sad eyes Waggin' her tail Like she's a friend of mine She looked kinda hungry So I threw her a bone And now That b**h won't leave me alone Well, when grandpa died He left me the farm I can't blame him He didn't mean no harm But, I came across something I didn't expect He was a stubborn ol' mule Stubborn as they get He was built like an ox The IQ of a stone And now The dumb a** won't leave me alone Well, you think you got it bad You don't even know I'm sneaking out the back And she's right at the door She's whimpering and crying Like she don't have no sense I chased her away But, she keeps jumping the fence Tell me what can I do? Who can I phone? That b**h won't leave me alone Well, you ain't said nothing Your problems are trite You should try getting this a** out your life 'Cause he won't do nothing But lay right here He's got one good trick He can open a beer He thinks he's a stallion But, he's no Stallone And now The dumb a** won't leave me alone