There's a hundred dollar bill on the table to get through tonight We got honky tonk queens in tight blue jeans to hold 'em tight And the cowboy band's rendition of a Texas waltz It's music to our ears that we need to hear to keep us climbing the walls Tonight we'll be honky tonk crazy A rip roarin' wild one more time Tonight we'll be honky tonk crazy Let's the whiskey whisk them women out of our minds Let's the whiskey whisk them women out of our minds [ guitar ] We got all our friends around us tellin' the latest jokes But they can't see the joke's on me and it's at the end of my rope So we step outside and roll one in the drivin' rain That's all right if we had a ride we've already drove up insane Tonight we'll be honky tonk crazy....