Garfunkel & Oates - The BJ Song lyrics

I've been down here such a long, long time My neck is at a weird angle and I don't love the view I've been working hard here, not sure what else to do Maybe I'll try eye contact... Nope, no eye contact, I feel like a creep Maybe it'll be over soon and I can go to- Ooh, I just chagged, I hate cha- I did it again Who was the first woman to put a dick in her mouth? So avant-garde, what a pioneer God, I don't know anything about the history of women If a hipster cums on someone's face Does he make it in a figure-eight like little cum-gla**es? Pearl vision I wanna make you feel good And stopping now would feel kind of wrong I wanna make you feel good But only if it doesn't take too long What should I do? My mouth is so dry Is it considered lubricant if I start to cry? If my dad saw me now I would feel so bad Oh my God, stop thinking about my dad! The length of time down here I'm willing to do Is directly proportional to how much I like you I feel like you should know that, and hurry up 'Cause guess what? I don't like you that much Or maybe I do Who are you? I'm 36 years old and I forgot who I'm blowing I can't be down here any longer with not knowing You got one of those dicks that I can't seem to place I'll pretend to take a deep breath and look up at your face Oh! It's Derek! I wanna make you feel good And stopping now would feel kind of wrong I wanna make you feel good But only if it doesn't take too long Wait, what's that sound? It's silence! I feel like I haven't heard silence in such a long time Is this the first time I've stopped talking in like, two years? And I talk to fill the void of the great big empty Am I always like "nyehnyehnyeh" So I don't have to face my fears? Do I really need a dick in my mouth to stop talking? Don't I ever shut the f** up? God, I'm so sick of myself I need to talk to my therapist about why I talk so much Am I scared of si- Yes, he's cumming! Yes, he's cumming! Yes, he's cumming! Yes, he's cumming! Yes, he's cumming! Whoa, he's cumming