Garfunkel & Oates - Happy Birthday to My Loose Acquaintence lyrics

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Garfunkel & Oates - Happy Birthday to My Loose Acquaintence lyrics

Facebook told me it's your birthday I wouldn't have known any other way 'Cause we coexist in a mutually unstated Unattached cohesion that Facebook created So I got ten seconds and they're just for you To write on your wall like good people do To keep our weak social tie with minimal maintenance Happy Birthday to my loose acquaintance Look through my photo album, you're not in it If I saw you on the street, it would take me a minute But I'm such a thoughtful person and I totally care That's why there are three exclamation points there Colon, parentheses to be more compelling All caps so it's just like I'm just yelling From top of my heart just to keep status quo Happy birthday dear person who I sort of know We both know you're not my real friend You're a biproduct of a social networking trend But you feel just as indifferently about me So there's no guilt in our apathetic reciprocity So if we don't talk much or at all this year Remember that I sent you this afterthought cheer To keep our minor affinity with minimal maintenance Happy Birthday to my loose acquaintance