Garfunkel & Oates - Sex with Ducks lyrics

Pat Robertson once said "It's a long downward slide That'll lead to legalizing s** with ducks If two men can stand side by side" God, I hope he's right Cause if gay marriage becomes lawful Gonna find myself a duck And legally do Something awful (awful, awful) [Chorus] Ducks, s** with ducks We'll do it in the rain Ducks, yeah, ducks Got those wet feet on my brain We'll find a pond, we'll find a puddle Put your beak in mine and we'll cuddle It's a feeling I can't name When s** with ducks and gay marriage Are one and the same Gonna goose that goose Gonna quack that swan Gonna rubber my duckie all night long Gonna whack that Mallard Until its feathers plume Gonna Huey Dewey Louie all over the room Scrooge McDuck, gonna give it to you Dive into your gold until you say Duck Tales, whoo hoo [Chorus] Ducks, s** with ducks We'll do it in the rain Ducks, yeah, ducks Those feathered bodies are insane We'll find a pond, we'll find a puddle I'll be the wind beneath your wings and we'll cuddle It's a feeling I can't name When s** with ducks and gay marriage Are one and the same One and the same One and the same