Garfunkel And Oates - One Night Stand lyrics

I never do this ever It's not what shy girls do But something in your eyes Drew me closer to you Do you feel the spark between us Sometimes you can just tell I feel our two souls touching Like I know you really well This might be strange to tell you And I swear I'm not a who*e But there are 206 bones in my body And I'd really like one more I'm like Fred Flintstone I make your bed rock You're like a parking ticket so fine Jean Claude Van damn you're s**y Let's get horizontal and combine 'Cause you're fine, you're so fine Oh baby you're so fine, you're so fine You blow my mind, hey You can call me coffee bean 'Cause I know just how to grind, hey Your right leg's Thanksgiving Your left is Christmas Gonna visit in between the holidays Energizer bunny keep going and going We've struck up a match and I set you ablaze 'Cause you're fine, you're so fine Oh baby you're so fine, you're so fine You blow my mind, hey You can call me coffee bean 'Cause I know just how to grind, hey Shoot, would you look the time Gotta go, this has been fun, hey! Lots to do in the morning Gotta help my friend move Gotta do my taxes Gotta check my e-mail Plus it's Arbor Day, hey! Where the hell did I put my bra? Oh hey Wait what, you think we're dating How ever could that be 'Cause we just had s** And it meant nothing (at all) to me How could we be dating if we never held hands We held onto the bedpost but we never held hands You got inside my body, but you didn't reach my heart We raced right to the finish but I guess we missed the start There's no way we were dating 'cause we never held How could we be dating if you never took me out, ooh No whisper of sweet nothings You just made me scream and shout, ooh There was no love ambition but you taught me new positions on the way The Jackson Pollock, The Pearl Harbor The moon landing You may know my body, You don't know my soul You want the donut But all you're gonna get is the hole Listen babe I'd call you And probably real soon But I lost my cell And I'll be out of town ‘til June I guess I didn't mention My band's going on tour So I'll be super busy Otherwise we'd date for sure 'Cause it was… so great