Garfunkel And Oates - Sex With Ducks lyrics

Pat Robertson once said It's a long downward slide That will lead to legalizing s** with ducks If two men can stand, side by side God I hope he's right 'Cause if gay marriage becomes lawful Gonna find myself a duck And legally do, something awful Ducks, s** with ducks We'll do it in the rain Ducks, yeah, ducks Got those webbed feet on my brain We'll find a pond, we'll find a puddle Put your beak in mine and we'll cuddle It's a feeling I can't name When s** with ducks and gay marriage are one in the same Gonna goose that goose, gonna quack that swan Gonna rubber my ducky, all night long Gonna wack that mallard til it's feathers plume Gonna Huey, Dewey, Louie all over the room Scrooge McDuck gonna give it you Dive into your gold until you say DuckTales, woo hoo Ducks, s** with ducks We'll do it in the rain Ducks, yeah, ducks Those feathered bodies are insane We'll find a pond, we'll find a puddle I'll be the wind beneath your wings and we'll cuddle It's a feeling I can't name When s** with ducks and gay marriage are one in the same