Gareth McLearnon - Too Many Friends (MTV Unplugged) lyrics

[Intro] I'd like to say a few words about this guitar, I call this guitar my baby. It's from 1956, and it's the guitar that I do most of my writing, and I absolutely adore it. And it's beautifully damaged. It's a Japanese concept called "Wabi Sabi" which means that perfection is in the imperfection. And the way this guitar looks represents that perfectly I think. Thank you [Verse 1] My computer thinks I'm gay I threw that piece of junk away On the Champs-Elysées As I was walking home This is my last communique Down the superhighway All that I have left to say in a single tome [Chorus] I got too many friends Too many people that I'll never meet And I'll never be there for I'll never be there for Cause I'll never be there [Verse 2] If I could give it all away Would it come back to me someday Like a needle in the hay or an expensive stone But I got a reason to declaim The applications are to blame For all my sorrow and my pain A feeling so alone [Chorus 2] I got too many friends Too many people that I'll never meet And I'll never be there for I'll never be there for Cause I'll never be there Too many friends Too many people that I'll never meet And I'll never be there for I'll never be there for 'Cause I'll never be there [Verse 3] My computer thinks I'm gay What's the difference anyway When all you people do all day Is stare into a phone [Chorus] I got too many friends Too many people that I'll never meet And I'll never be there for I'll never be there for 'Cause I'll never be there Too many friends Too many people that I'll never meet And I'll never be there for I'll never be there for 'Cause I'll never be there I'll never be there I'll never be there I'll never be there I'll never be there Thank you Thank you very much