Gallagher & Shean - Absolutly Mr. Shean! lyrics

Shean: Oh! Mister Gallagher! Oh! Mister Gallagher! Once I think I saw you save a lady's life In a rowboat out to sea You were a hero then to me And I thought perhaps You've made this girl your wife! Gallagher: Oh! Mister Shean! Oh! Mister Shean! As she sunk I dove down like a submarine Dragged her up upon the shore Now she's mine forever more! Shean: Who, the lady, Mister Gallagher? Gallagher: No, the rowboat, Mister Shean! Shean: Oh! Mister Gallagher! Oh! Mister Gallagher What's the name of that game They play on the links? With a stick they knock the ball Where you can't find it at all Then the caddie walks around And thinks and thinks! Gallagher: Oh! Mister Shean! Oh! Mister Shean You don't even know a hazard from a green! Its become a popular game And you don't even know its name? Shean: Sure it's croquet, Mister Gallagher! Gallagher: No, lawn tennis, Mister Shean!