Let me introduce meself, Me name ‘tis Paddy Green I am me mammy's pride and joy A fine oul' buachaillin! I come from the county Waterford, Near the village of Tramore, I've been living at home since I was one, And now I'm forty-four! Chorus: I was born to be a Bachelor, I'll never walk down the aisle, Me mam still makes me breakfast, (I'm) Livin' it up in shtyle, Girls, ye'll never catch me, Stayin' single, that's the plan I was born to be a Bachelor, Sure I'm yer only man! Hah? Into town on the Saturday night, All the b'ys go on a spree, If you come down to the dishco, You can have a drink with me! With the ladies on the dance floor, I'm a wild and crazy guy, In me white socks and me black suede shoes, and me thin red leather tie! Chorus Then it's off to ma** next morning, I'm wearin' me Sunday best, I've got no wife to fight with, So I've no sins to confess! After church, the married men go home, oh what a shame! ‘Cause I'm scullin' da pints down at the pub I'm watchin' the football game! Chorus I'm a ramblin' ranter, I'm a rollin' stone, I'm a galavanter' g'wan an leave me alone, If yer out to get married, you'll get no joy, Cause I was born and bred to be a bachelor boy! Up in Lisdoonvarna, They've an old matchmaker's fair, The girls all go a huntin' So you'll never see me there! I've got a Russian sweetheart, A fine oul' thing is she! She's out in Vladivostok And that's close enough for me! Chorus x2