Gabriel Byrne - Fellas lyrics

[Intro: Spoken] We only get one shot upon this green Earth and the only thing you'll get to be, is you. And there's people who won't like ya ‘cause of how you feel inside ya. It's sad to think about it, but it's true. But you have to do the things that make ya happy, you have to be what you were born to be (that's right). So this one's for the fellas who's been asking themselves questions, maybe I could answer them for you [Verse] If you wanna f** a fella, just go out and f** a fella There's a million f**in' fellas you could choose And if a fella says “hey fella, you should not be f**in' fellas” Maybe he should go and f** a fella too Cause the world is full of fellas, who will try to put you down All you have to do is hold your head up high and stand your ground No reason to retaliate, no reason to despise Cause he hates himself enough when he's jerking off to guys If you wanna f** a fella, throw away your old umbrella Cause it's raining f**in' fellas from the sky And if you're looking for a reason, call it fella f**in' season And get off your seat and go and f** a guy You've googled all the shemales, while your missus was asleep And now it's time to muster up the spunk and take a leap Starting with a sissy boy, who's got a girly bum Before you know it, you'll be f**ing truckers by the ton If you wanna f** a fella, you can do it acapella But it's better when you do it with a song Cause it's time to f** a fella, we can do it all together If you wanna f** a fella, sing along Cause the world is full of fellas, who are dying for a f** All you have to do is open up your door and take a look There's fellas in the ocean, there's fellas in the sky And some of ‘em are gunning for a bumming from a guy If you're scared to f** a fella, don't be nervous, don't be yella Simply f** a fella standing by your side Turn around and give a wink, maybe offer him a drink Take him home and swallow all your pride Don't knock it ‘til you try it, is what grandpa used to say And sure enough he used to f** a fella every day And Jesus Christ in heaven, even said it with a prayer Well blessed be the fella f**in' fellas everywhere If you wanna f** a fella, just go out and f** a fella There's a million f**in' fellas you could choose f** a butcher, f** a baker, f** a candelabra maker f** a Black, a White, a Chinaman or Jew f** a tinker, f** a tailor, f** an aerosol inhaler f** a dracula, an actor or a cook f** a genie, f** Mussolini in a polka dot bikini Cause if you're both con-sen-ting no one gives a f**