[Verse One] Outta all the places to rob you chose the worst spot You just walked in to Santa's little workshop You're lucky you don't go home with a burnt co*k Spilling hot cocoa all over your shirt top Oh you think your tough wit' your f**in' bandanna? Well say hello to bad Santa with his hand camera I got you n***a's on tape where's your damn manners? It's ironic cause i just got a damn hammer But I ain't finna blast wit' it, I'm that twisted I'll make cookies outta your a**, black Christmas Get hung out the dryer with the catfishes with ya cap missing yeah you fell into a trap b**hes Last year, I broke into a kids house Stole his sh**, broke his GameCube and dipped out Got the local news calling me the Grinch now When they know I'm still on the loose shutting sh** down [Interlude - Extract from Eartha Kitt, Santa Baby] Santa baby A 54 convertible too, light blue I'll wait up for you dear Santa baby So hurry down the chimney tonight [Verse Two] I'm a real sick f** this is not a phase I like to k** a lot of gays on the holidays And you two look like a couple of fudge packers Well guess what mother f**er I'm the nut cracker Keep resistin' and get ya sh** crushed faster Ya f**in' balls will just turn into dust after Whoever comes through my doorway I'm torturin' Taking out organs for decorations and ornaments Get ya body wrapped in a f**in' tourniquet I'm takin' flock off a tree and I'm snorting it I'm 'bout to open some presents be prepared to witness Aww sh**, a new furry hat from Jarren Benton A new knife from my boy King Mickey's dad And a brand new chainsaw from Vinnie Paz And that n***a didn't even have to give me gas I'm finna cut a couple chunks out ya skinny a** [Outro] Santa baby So hurry down the chimney tonight Hurry down the chimney tonight Hurry, Tonight