G.I.JOE - INTRO(UNDERACHIEVER) lyrics

[VERSE:G.I. JOE] Alright Alright I s** at this rap sh** But I'm goin try it.... Yea Lets go Lets go Okay Ever since that anger verse I've Been on a roll like Yahtzee And you know everytime my Pen is in hand this pad gets Murdered cause I draw blood Like phlebotomy G.I. JOE I'm the next prodigy And if you don't believe me Go listen to my f**ing Discography Aight Picture this Me Well known for misogyny Standing in room full of lesbians Shooting photography while their Filming p**nography Check it Told this one to cum on me but Shes such a dyke she wouldn't Get off on me but now shes Pissed Got em all to hold me down while She sat on my chest and she wouldn't Get off of me! b**h! You call me f**ing a**hole But I'm nowhere near sodomy As a matter of fact I don't even like Bill Cosby Whats worse than Calling a b**h a c*nt Then off she runs screaming "Your a mutt" But comes running back when she needs That monopoly Though I can't be found But the b**h should know since she ran Out screaming "Bite Me" right after She called me a mutt She should know that ill be hanging out Where rottweilers will be! And I know I wear a spiked collar but ill Never be on a leash b**h So quit tryna f**ing walk with me Yall know underachiever is coming out Soon So get the cd because I overachieved On it like I always do And if anybody gets offended by some Of my lines in this cd Quit acting dopey just because I put you In a line or two Yea I can showcase a meaningful tone in Some of my songs but most of the time I gotta show off a different type of talent With the pen so when this sh** goes up on YouTube I get all the views! Been seeing videos on all the news of the Children against the teachers beating That a** I always told all my b**h teachers that we Would end up teaching them lessons too! Haha I possess some kind of possessed mess where When I say one thing f**ed up other sh** Also comes pa**ing through non stop Until I get on this mic and leak it to you and I can't stop spitting until I get all this sh** pa**ed On through! When your listening to my sh** you should Feel an evil presence until you I'm Possessing And if I was teacher these right here would Only be the beginning of your f**ed up Lessons And I apologize for ever saying id apologize For what my mind keeps locked up at its Discression And the key I threw away Cause I know yall will never pa** the exam Of your patience that I keep testing And I can't wait for someone to say they Got the f**ing guts to come at me Cause I know they'll be lying Everytime I spit something new on a mic I keep putting blockage on their intestines I'm like a mixture of odd Future Slim Shady And kinda like tech is Insane! So it'll always be a perfect selection to use Parental discretion And its not that I'm gonna be Its like will smith I am a legend! They ain't nobody got the testacles to test Me Cause ill battle you and murder you while I'm asleep b**h And only give you one percent of the best In me This ain't college Quit testing me Unless you actually want me to use everything I have at my discretion and give you the Actual rest of me I drop hard lines like tetris But I'm the puzzle who could never be placed Together cause everytime someone drops A line on me it never pa**es through Cause they fail at this! When I spit fire like this on a mic my Competition gets third degree burns cause I give em hell with this! Underachiever b**hes Its for the people who make people Show you respect at this And you know with every word I spit out It only goes up! Cause I spit levels with this.. You can just call me doctor kervorkian cause I make all competition go ahead and k** theirselves When I spit And go ahead Talk sh** about me Cause you'll end up getting rolled up on and taking A lick in the joints b**h.. Haha I'm an underachiever at this