G-Eazy - All Up on My Dick lyrics

[Phone message] Operator: Main menu. To listen to your message press one Girl: Hi G-Eazy, this is uhm, Justin's girlfriend I just wana call, and say what's up And... that I'm a big fan ! And Uhm, you know, you're...,you are fresh! You're awesome, I'm just telling my friends. Alright bye Operator: End of message to delete this message, press seven. To save this number... [Hook] b**h, I got a lot of a hoes and they all up on my dick All up on my dick, all-all up on my dick b**h, I got a lot of a hoes and they all up on my dick All up on my dick, all-all up on my dick b**h, I got a lot of a hoes and they all up on my dick All up on my dick, all-all up on my dick And when they get chose I just go and take my pick Go and take my pick, go and take my pick [Verse 1] See these thugs wanna hate cause I got b**hes on my dick I snatch a lot of hoes just because I'm that sick And when I go to clubs I just choose and pick Cause I don't give a damn even if that's your chick I will snatch your wife thing so do the right thing And hand her over to me, you don't wanna fight, man It's nothing to me, I could have her in no time Hop on the phone line and hit up my old dime I say “What's happening?”, she say “What's up boo?” Say “What's good, is it good if I come through? I'm trying to f** you, are you trying to get run through? Cause if not then b**h motherf** you" I ain't playing with you, see what I'm saying to you After I'm done then I ain't cup-caking or laying with you I gotta go, sorry, ain't trying to hurt you Don't think of it was dirt, think of it as a virtue [Hook] b**h, I got a lot of a hoes and they all up on my dick All up on my dick, all-all up on my dick b**h, I got a lot of a hoes and they all up on my dick All up on my dick, all-all up on my dick b**h, I got a lot of a hoes and they all up on my dick All up on my dick, all-all up on my dick And when they get chose I just go and take my pick Go and take my pick, go and take my pick [Verse 2] See these hoes wanna do me as I get a lot of booty She put me in her mouth first and then she did her duty I signed it on her face “Yours truly” ‘cause she is just a groupie And I am just a dog like Scooby Said she gives good brain, I'll let her school me While I'm just cooling, see this is what I call a good schooling It's better than college when she gives me knowledge Got boppers on my dick cause my swag is polished And getting dollars out the a**, pop my collar then I flash A rubber band full of cash and then I start to laugh at you lames ‘Cause you can't do it like us, I'm like Piff b**h I'm getting brain while I write this Go and ask the town, I beat walls down I get around, got more b**hes than the pound I like 'em dark or light brown Stay real, let me holla here, take my number down [Hook] b**h, I got a lot of a hoes and they all up on my dick All up on my dick, all-all up on my dick b**h, I got a lot of a hoes and they all up on my dick All up on my dick, all-all up on my dick b**h, I got a lot of a hoes and they all up on my dick All up on my dick, all-all up on my dick And when they get chose I just go and take my pick Go and take my pick, go and take my pick [Verse 3] I don't seek ‘cause I'm a “G” till they marry me Stepped up in the club, I seen your girlfriend stare at me She was with you ‘till she walked up over to where I be And then I take her home for s**ual therapy Since I'm on all these bad ones wanna work with me And they hop up on the dick with urgency Too many lames up in the game, it's an emergency It's like doctors giving hip hop surgery I'm stealing girls from their happy like a burglary Make a lot of dudes wanna fight, but they don't worry me I am the freshest, be late, if you ain't heard of me I'm G-Eazy dot com, hoe go and Google me I don't have to try to get in pants I got a lot of hoes that would f** if they had the chance We straight to it, there's no romance So, uhm, please go ahead and remove your pants Merci beaucoup [Hook] b**h, I got a lot of a hoes and they all up on my dick All up on my dick, all-all up on my dick b**h, I got a lot of a hoes and they all up on my dick All up on my dick, all-all up on my dick b**h, I got a lot of a hoes and they all up on my dick All up on my dick, all-all up on my dick And when they get chose I just go and take my pick Go and take my pick, go and take my pick