This is a world premiere, I see you frozen in fear The crowd starts to cheer, as I begin to appear The crowd is so loud, it's hard to f**ing hear A crowd so big it looks like they volunteered But they didn't people came from far and near To hear my words, my ryhmes are like a spear They get stuck in you head, won't leave for years Once my words are said and they hit your ear They'll go deep inside you and might make you tear And as soon as I'm done on stage I'll disappear I won't return until the world blows up, nuclear You better get ready because when I say my words People flock like birds, yeah they come in herds They enter through the front door as one And they leave split to thirds, they leave addicted like nerds Wondering about the next show, and if I'll ever return They'll be amazed by what they just heard Because my raps are absurd, they have never occurred Your vision is blurred, your words are slurred But you are undeterred, you come back to be cured Because my rhymes are preferred, never misunderstood