[Intro] f** your couch, n***a! Buy another one you rich motherf**er! f** your couch, n***a, f** your couch! Darknesses! Darknesses! [Verse 1] Sitting on the porch chair, today I just don't care Grab my friend's phone:''Hey! Do you have any p**n there?" Overheard by female pa**erbys, there goes that long stare f** ya'll b**hes and your glowing hair f** your shoes and your gear , pierced b**bs and your ears f** your blues and your chop'n'screws and your rock'n'rolls My genre is indie-folk-low-fi-post-weird I'm beloved and ignored, most loved and most feared I'm a white European boy, best belive it boy So much weird in my lyrics that I'll never be employed Latest ploy - f** Freud with a phallic-shaped toy Ask him for an*lysis, while my phallus is showing Never been rich or piss-poor, Is it wrong? Always low self-esteem, like "wht'd I get that kiss for?" Then my ego exploded. Explode Suddenly feeling like God when he's blowing his load On the face of his favourite Pope, screaming:"baby, choke!" Then he's s**ing on a blunt, laced with his favourite dope Screaming quote: "f** Africa! I'm gonna leave them broke Whole world is a pile of f**ing dirt, semen-soaked" Don't get mad at me, that's what God said Just grasp the f**ing concept, ask a man if he's got bread Money is the tool of Satan, plotting revenge I hope I convinced you. Leave your money to me, then Leave your belongings and pretend That you're a grown man and you are using reason And if you think I'm lying and that I am thieving Just grab your f**ing phone, man, and call the police then I'm a f**ing walking God I don't care if you believe that my thoughts are f**ing odd Actually, I'm proud of them, I'll go in the ground for them I guess that being smart is a lost f**ing art [Hook] FV, food villain, call me, call me Filip It's alright, It's alright For the next minute I can just slow that sh** down [Outro] Spell so good, my pronoucing is awkward Feet go ahead, but my mind is running backwards Squeeze her head, she's like ''ouch, that hurts'' Throw my love away, take out the trash girl I'm an a**turd, batard and rap nerd May lack love a bit but I never lack words There goes the blood, bring the morphine back, nurse Now I'm whispering ''Nevermore'' like the black bird