Futuristic Sex Robotz - Welcome to the Internet lyrics

PC Speaker: Sit down and take five while I defrag your drive, With Jack in the Box tacos and a dope G5, If you bought MySpace Records Volume 1, I'm gonna shoot you in the face with my internet gun, My harddrive is huge, MP3s are external, Back up off the urinal and write in my LiveJournal, At the puter all night cause my life is nocturnal, Data backup a**ures that my p**n is eternal, "You crazy," that's what all those b**hes got to say, So I whip it out and post a pic in my LJ, Friends only cause I don't want my Mom to see, If she saw, she'd cut off the internet and cable TV, But I don't give a f** about those internet hoes, I gotta cut em off before they want to propose, Cause the herpes isn't covered by my HMOs Delete em from my Buddy List if that's how it goes. Motherboard: Futuristic Sex Robotz, always on the scene, and we'll heat up your case just like an Athlon XP, we don't have no love for the internet skeeze, cause our PayPal accounts are overflowing with green Coaxke: Trippin balls in bathroom stalls, waitin for a fine a** b**h to call, the THC hits my CPU, and I'm chasin after dimes like an Orthodox Jew, plug and play a b**h, I'm a player b**h, Like some virus sh**, countin web site hits, My Punisher fan grill is illin, when I see you on the street, your sh** will be spillin, I'll infect you with Sa**er and MS Blaster, Pop-ups be poppin up faster and faster, I master a DAT tape full of raw raps, perhaps, my sh** make your whole crew collapse, All you hackers, who gettin on my case, Coaxke is here, and I'll reformat your f**in face Motherboard: Futuristic Sex Robotz, always on the scene, and we'll heat up your case just like an Athlon XP, (Sex robots Muthafu*kA) we don't have no love for the internet skeeze, cause our PayPal accounts are overflowing with green PC Speaker: Sit back, cause I got a little story to tell, And no I'm not talkin about no AOL, I'm talkin about how FireFox saved me from browser hell, While I was usin Internet Explorer on my DSL, FireFox 0.3, it spoke to me, it said "I'll make your life better than you ever could dream, I'll get rid of all those pop-ups for free MP3s, And I'll blow spyware's head off while it's down on its knees" Motherboard: Futuristic Sex Robotz, always on the scene, and we'll heat up your case just like an Athlon XP, (Sex robots Muthafu*kA) we don't have no love for the internet skeeze, cause our PayPal accounts are overflowing with green PC Speaker: Yo, if you were spyware, you can't hear this sh** anymore because you're f**in dead, motherf**er. We bustin up the block with our iced out modded cases and 120mm Punisher fan-grills, motherf**er, And if your Mom talks sh** to us, we'll k** her and burn her in a motherf**in ban, motherf**er, And write about that sh** in our LiveJournals, motherf**er, And if you want somethin crazy, like pineapple, f** you, we'll k** you motherf**er.