Well the lord must have had his day of when i was born He went to bed closed his eyes and had some fun Mummy sad she wanted me and i was welcome Daddy gave his s**m and it was done The first thing that i saw was white The nurse cam with the scissors and said: it's a boy The doctor hit my a**, said come on cry And then i started to scream and i was alive Ooh ooh i was dead before i was born And now i'm here and i don't know why Cause i wasn't asked at all