Funny cartoon animals Chasing you up and down You think you can't get rid of them Stuck forever in Toontown They’ll never leave your head Those zany, crazy men You can just forget about them They'll never torture you again Throw an anvil onto their heads; make em eat a bomb and explode You can crush their bodies with a piano, but don't forget about them Cuz you can’t kill a toon but if you forget about them, then they will die It isn't good for them Or their pay-or-play contracts Animation studios only love them For the money they bring, that's just facts They'll get kicked out and then They'll build a new career But with no one to laugh at them They will all just disappear Throw an anvil onto their heads; make em eat a bomb and explode You can crush their bodies with a piano, but don't forget about them Cuz you can't kill a toon but if you forget about them, then they will die