funnyz - First World Problems Rap lyrics

People of the first world! Yeah! We got these first world problems! My fridge is so full, I have to reach way back, And my sports car doesn't even have an audio jack. My laptop's battery is low, but my charger is over there. I can never find the right lid for my Tupperware. I woke up at noon, do I eat breakfast or lunch? I don't like organic milk and we don't have fruit punch. My neighbors put a pa**word on their high-speed wi-fi. And the freezer makes my ice cream hard to scoop, why try? My hot water ran out in the shower, Which s**s cause I was only in there for half/hour. The other side of my pillow is not much cooler. There's no measure for inches or feet on this ruler. Something just beeped and I don't know what it was. Was it my Roomba, Convection oven or just Google Buzz? There's some cereal left but not enough to make a bowl. I hate replacing batteries on my Wii remote control. People keep texting me when I'm playing Tiny Wings. My cleaning lady is vacuuming; I can't hear anything. I didn't read 'Shake Well' now I feel like I missed out, And when I opened my birthday card no money fell out I meant to turn on the light but it was the disposal. My Vespa's in the shop, now how can I be mobile? Netflix is suggesting things I've already seen, And my suit is too fancy for the washing machine. There's a pebble in my shoe, I have to stop and shake it. I have to add water to this cup cake mix, then bake it? My pillow is too soft and I have too many sheets, And what the heck do I do with all these Starbucks receipts? (Organize.) My walk-in closet door is kind of hard to close, And my private school teacher calls my rap songs prose. My fridge doesn't have a touch screen, first world issue. k**ed a spider with a dollar 'cause I didn't have a tissue. We got these first world problems. Yea-eah!