Funny Man - Guzzle, Guzzle lyrics

[Verse 1: Funny Man] Big black Caddy With some b**hes in ruffnecks Still ain't rich Rolling blunts with my paychecks Hit the stop switch And bust it out on the boom, flex Staring at me funny 'Cause I'm making her real wet Slow with the champagne Let me see you guzzle up Go on act a fool, girl Let me see you spark it up Trying to get some And she's s**ing on my zig-zag Now I need to step back Laughing at my wisecracks Hit my funny bone, yeah Man, I'm feeling off-top Hoes in the hot tub Trying to make my pulse stop Still yelling "f** cops" Looking for ménage à trois So I can bring my dang-a-lang Never let my chain hang Never let my chain, hey Apple bottoms, crop tops White b**hes, bloodshot Love it when they smoke pot Made it to the next spot Holding up on my block Rolling on that moon rock Make the party non-stop Got some bottles, shots, shots [Chorus: Funny Man] Guzzle, guzzle Yeah, I wanna smoke a spliff, spliff Guzzle, guzzle Yeah, everybody take a hit Guzzle, guzzle Yeah, I wanna smoke a spliff, spliff Guzzle, guzzle Yeah, everybody wanna... Take a hit Take a hit Take a hit Take a hit [Verse 2: J-Dog] Goddamn, you look thirsty Smoking up my trees Old shoes Dirty Pigeon toed while you twerk me But I love it, had a couple Now I'm buzzing We ain't f**ing But it's up for discussion Um, you wanna f** with the Mary Jane? Look, we're dating, bake my grain Pantyhose and bacon rings At Jumbo's, we just do our thing Strippers need a place to stay They can call up Doctor Strange Call up Doctor Strange Call up Doctor Stra-Strange Get back to the basics Two drunk chicks On my dick so let's face it I like to party And I do it every day Put your cups up If you feel the same way [Chorus: Funny Man] Guzzle, guzzle Yeah, I wanna smoke a spliff, spliff Guzzle, guzzle Yeah, everybody take a hit Guzzle, guzzle Yeah, I wanna smoke a spliff, spliff Guzzle, guzzle Yeah, everybody wanna... Take a hit Take a hit Take a hit Take a hit [Bridge: Danny] Cadillac straight dipping on fire Smoke signals coming from the indo Scraping up white wall tires Ain't got wings, just Johnny out the window Straight dipping on fire Smoke signals coming from the indo Scraping up white wall tires Ain't got wings, just Johnny out the window [Chorus: Funny Man] Guzzle, guzzle Yeah, I wanna smoke a spliff, spliff Guzzle, guzzle Yeah, everybody take a hit Guzzle, guzzle Yeah, I wanna smoke a spliff, spliff Guzzle, guzzle Yeah, everybody wanna... Take a hit Take a hit Take a hit Take a hit Take a hit