This is dedicated... to all my scientists Who were down from day one [hook: funky49] Nerd (RAGE!) x3 I got, I got Nerd (RAGE!) x3 I got, I got [verse1: funky49] Nerd rage is my state of rhyme Separate from church and my state of mind Rigid beliefs got no appeal, tis Season for reason is how I feel, I Appreciate Christ parables but not Guilt to burn my D&D manuals, Harry Potter ain't teaching kids spells but its Magical how reading helps you spell well Young Earth creationists damn I'm pissed cause Fred and Dino Flintstone is your gist Dinosaurs went "rawh rawh" hey, but Adam didn't ride 'em in back his hey day Pope Palpatine leads creeps, in- Appropriate touching with all the young sheep Father figure smoke screen there's fire Burning in your own hell is my desire [verse2: mCRT] f** you. You subvert what you know to be truth f** your agenda And the way you try to bend the rules If you've got God on your side Who gives a damn if you lie? So I'll reiterate: f** you, I hope you die Of cancer of the AIDS or some other disease So you'll vanish right along with your hypocrisy So hit me up with your Falsified documents of nonsense Just keep on praying for fiery rain and apocalypse I've gotta b**h 'bout you, you and Your friends are all liars I f**ing hate you and I really hope you die in a fire Cause you're playing with fire You are about to get burned Christian Science is a f**ing contradiction in terms You say you give it all over to the guy in the sky But when you see the white light You slide into an MRI Your beliefs a little bit of ironic mojo jojo Don't believe in evolution but you act like a bonobo [verse3: funky49] I can't stand it, how you damn sh** Information wants to be free so hack the planet Atoms to atoms and dust to dust Reproduce your data or I can't trust you much Disrobe Kobe of magic bracelets, face it Baller bling is for basket cases Crystal balls tarot real like Jack Sparrow Your facts skinny like Mia Farrow Scandal schism, fundamentalism How bout some f**ing tolerant decisions? Be impa**ioned but rational no screechin' Question everything even pulpit preachin' Living life so when you die, you ex- Pect high fives from a guy in the sky, I Rage at beliefs only out of a page Get out the Middle Ages and Join the Space Age, nerd rage!