Funkoars - And Now For Something Completely Different lyrics

[Intro] And now for something, completely different. [Verse 1 - Trials] Hey f** you! We crush crews the oar way, I'm, sicker then using period blood for war paint. Fans rush the stage, then half these ladies, Got f**ed, got dressed, and left with ba*tard babies. (Da-da?) These days, I never chase women, 'Cause that's like playing rock-paper-scissors, limbless, No use. And that's an easy mistake, I treat a rapper like a habit, both easy to break. I say take one look, your dealing with a heavy weight, Suffa got a bed but I gotta b**h in every state. Strap the latex, I'm the pin prick between safe s**, And having to take an aids test. I can say C-dub is holding 'em back, The only thing holding em' back is being overly whack. Hey, messing with the 'Oars of Funk, You get crushed like you gave Big Pun the top bunk. [Chorus] So, shut the f** up. Funkoars pound the stage until the floor breaks. So get the f** out. Yeah we drink the rum until it's out the bail. So what the f**'s up? To my crew in the front row, we ain't never gonna fall off, f** No!, f** No!, f** No!, f** No!, f** No!, f** That! (Now you left in a daze), (Never step on stage), (Now you left in a daze), (Mic weapons engaged). [Verse 2 - Sesta] I'm comin' in and on 'em anonymously, not monogamously. Get off the top and then they're leaving with their novelty. Honestly, got no property. That's a problem for someone dumb enough we want your company. f**ing me don't mean loving me, f** it. I don't want no bun in the oven so face f** 'em. Say she love it, but she makes her way to the bucket. Chuck it, but I ain't the greatest of nothing, But she's on her f**ing knees like she's praying or something. Eight in the door, rushing, gate crashing the floor, It's nothing but 'Oars and their mates and they may take it all, Praise the Lord for the drunks and the town of drunks, With the town s*ut doing an in and out when they found us. Or see me kicking it, drinking with village idiots, Screaming their innocent while spewing up bile into 'em. Or getting violent and swinging nine irons, At bystanders and fans at random on the land. [Chorus] So, shut the f** up. Funkoars pound the stage until the floor breaks. So get the f** out. Yeah we drink the rum until it's out the bail. So what the f**'s up? To my crew in the front row, we ain't never gonna fall off, f** No!, f** No!, f** No!, f** No!, f** No!, f** That! (Now you left in a daze), (Never step on stage), (Now you left in a daze), (Mic weapons engaged). [Verse 3 - Hons] Check it out now I'mma tell you what the 'Oars about, We about to milk this scene dry and take the carca** to the slaughter house. sh** you ain't thought about, the crew cats talk about, On stage in your city until the mic cords start shorting out, Turn the heat up, Semi-X turn the beat up, Flux fresh on the scratch like a car that's just been keyed up. And you need more then luck if your ripping Hons. The punchlines that I deliver, hit harder then Whitney was. Work a sh**ty job, five days and 50 bob. And after debt collectors I got just enough to get written off. My crew the dirtiest, Funkoars you heard of us, Second album down by now you know our purpose is, To take this scene over, (Who the f**s gonna stop us?) When half the cats that enter battles these days are f**ing soft co*ks. We get you open like a fresh beer, So ahead of our time we the number one crew of next year. [Chorus] So, shut the f** up. Funkoars pound the stage until the floor breaks. So get the f** out. Yeah we drink the rum until it's out the bail. So what the f**'s up? To my crew in the front row, we ain't never gonna fall off, f** No!, f** No!, f** No!, f** No!, f** No!, f** That! (Tell your team I bring harm and never take that risk), (Put the scene in my palm and then I make that fist).