Fun Lovin' Criminals - Swashbucklin' In Brooklyn lyrics

My man was workin' at the seafood spot Sellin' fish 'n chips and dealin' bags of pot Dressed in a pirates uniform and all Lookin' like a fool, headin' for a fall He was walkin' home late one night, God bless Heard the scream of a woman in immediate distress [Unverified] He headed down the alley hoping for the best He saw the girl who was screamin' her mouth beat shut Two guys standin' by her 'bout to get f**ed up He said you don't hit the b**hes while I'm still alive Stabbed on in the neck, the other in the eye The girl ran home, told her daddy she was saved By a pirate with a shiv and a real smooth way The vision of the pirate would surely never fade So she called the New York post and tried to get paid Super hero, you're my super hero Super hero, you're my super hero Now the story ran the following day page two But swashbucklin' in Brooklyn is all he want to do I tried to sit him down and think things through But swashbucklin' in Brooklyn is all he want to do Now he was havin' problems like diving without drowning The city, the cops, the mob trying to stop him He needed a psychic that's where I came in Tell his story to the world, help him with his sh** We cruise down the river, patrolling the docks Deliverin' justice to eight square blocks Brooklyn was safe, nobody got shot We used swords and daggers and kung fu what nots This kinda sh**s [unverified] had no choice Doin' it for free like the village voice This ends my first installment of the story He was good kicking a** but bad with the glory Super hero, you're my super hero Super hero, you're my super hero Super hero, you're my super hero Super hero, you're my super hero We cruise down the river patrolling the docks Deliverin' justice to eight square blocks Brooklyn was safe, nobody got shot We used swords and daggers and kung fu what nots This kinda sh**s [unverified] had no choice Doin' it for free like the village voice This ends my first installment of the story He was good kicking a** but bad with the glory Super hero, you're my super hero Super hero, you're my super hero Super hero, you're my super hero Super hero, you're my super hero Super hero, you're my super hero Super hero, you're my super hero Super hero, you're my super hero Super hero, you're my super hero