I celebrate my tomatoes I grow the best in town I sell 'em to all my neighbors They're big and red and round I plant 'em next to my onions That sit beside my herbs When rain and dirt and sun mix Good things come from the earth Remove seed Prepare soil An inch deep Plenty of sun I'll trade you for some basil Some spices and some seed Some garlic and some ginger And eucalyptus leaves I've heard about the berries Seen pictures of the farm The interstellar soil That's buried with the charms Why grow gra** Why grow lawn When it yields for you all year long Squash for a snack Beans for lunch Spinach, broccoli give some crunch