Victim of collision on the open sea Nobody ever said that life was free Sink, swim, go down with the ship But use your freedom of choice I say it again in the land of the free Use your freedom of choice In ancient Rome there was a poem about a dog who had two bones He picked at one, he licked the other He went in circles till he dropped dead Freedom of choice is what you got Freedom of choice is what you want Then if you got it, you don't want it Seems to be the rule of thumb Don't be tricked by what you see You got two ways to go