Here's the story you're born And then you live your life And then you live some more And then you die But first you do a lot of stuff Like eat sleep walk talk kiss k** laugh cry Thank god life is empty and meaningless Thank dog that the past is in the past We're so here right now it's almost sick Thank god life is empty & meaningless We live in our heads Almost all the time We're the only ones Who wonder why And make up stuff to prove what's what And if the truth's too hard You just make up a lie Thank god life is empty and meaningless Thank dog that the past is in the past We're so here right now it's almost sick Thank god life is empty & meaningless