I love you, oh, you know I do No arms no legs But yes, I'll be true, I love you I'll visit you often because I, I've got a thing for boys Oh, I do I'll be here to see you through I love you, you know I don't What a burden it is taking care of little creeps like you I love you, I'll take care of you, you know I do Not care anymore if you live You're gonna ride that miniature pony I bought you You better get some legs and some arms, too 'Cause I've told you before I don't love you, you know I do