The coolest guys around the town Everybody come and gather around Me and Mike are here to stay We make these rap songs every day The coolest guys around the town Everybody come and gather around Me and Mike are here to stay We make these rap songs every day You're mad cause your girlfriend wants to hold my hand I could go like this and hit you with a rubber band Now I think I'll go and ask your girlfriend on a date I'll pick her up at seven, and I won't be late And then I'll probably blow her a kiss Have you ever seen me do it? It goes like this Kiss your hand, and blow the kiss away She maybe didn't tell you, but I kiss her every day I learned this move in my karate cla** Try and pay attention cause I'm gonna do it fast Right punch, left punch, kick, and spin Now go home and practice, and show it to your friends I can run one mile in seven minutes flat I even got a ribbon; I bet you like that It's a first place ribbon; that's why it's blue If you go home and practice, you can get one, too The coolest guys around the town Everybody come and gather around Me and Mike are here to stay We make these rap songs every day The coolest guys around the town Everybody come and gather around Me and Mike are here to stay We make these rap songs every day I could shoot a shot as good as Michael Jordan My favorite NBA player is Michael Jordan My other favorite NBA player is Kobe Bryant When he jumps in the air, he goes flyin' Someday I want to rap like Eminem "Lose Yourself" is my favorite song by Eminem You can even ask Mike--I know all of the words It's probably the best song that I've ever heard Everybody knows that I have no fear And guess what? Last year I caught three deer So what do you think about that My name is Krispy Kreme, and I really like to rap And I know how to cook some real good chicken Have you ever tried it? That stuff is finger lickin' It's so darn good; it tastes so sweet I like to eat chicken every single week The coolest guys around the town Everybody come and gather around Me and Mike are here to stay We make these rap songs every day The coolest guys around the town Everybody come and gather around Me and Mike are here to stay We make these rap songs every day Peace!