Froggy Fresh - Good Guy Shoes lyrics

[Verse 1] Good guy shoes dun' took over control of me I tried to fight it off but these shoes got a hold of me I stood up grabbed my Nerf pistol off the shelf Then headed out the front door to rack somebody's health I walked over to James he was chilling with his dame I roughed him up a little bit and jacked him for his chain Pulled out my Nerf gun so he didn't do a thing Then i winked at him and told him You ain't ever out of range When the drama starts Nerf gun goes Bang bang bang bang bang Nerf gonna leave you slain When i go insane Nerf bullets start to rain So what you want man your life or your chain? I walked off with his chain in my hand Left James looking scared with poop stains in his pants I scream back Bro i don't know whats going on Then i turn around and grin like an evil leprechaun [Hook] Heart stars and horse shoes Clovers and blue moons You'll become a bad guy when you wear the good guys shoes You'll put them on your feet and you won't know what to do When you wear them good guy shoes [verse 2] I tired to take these shoes off But they wouldn't budge For a second i would be myself but then i would be Doug Staring people down wearing a mean mug Walking through the streets like a red headed thug Then who could it be but that big fool big blue I told him give me all the cash and the kicks too Cooperate this is the only chance ill give you And if you call the cops i know exactly where you live blue I walked away screaming boy that wasn't me that was Doug Please help me get these shoes up off my feet But big blue was scared senseless i left that fool defenseless That was living on the fringes coming off the hinges Now i had beef with big blue and James too Thinking to myself why did i ever want them dang shoes I wanted them bad thought they would make me cool But now my head is red and i'm acting like a fool [hook] Heart stars and horse shoes Clovers and blue moons You'll become a bad guy when you wear the good guys shoes You'll put them on your feet and you won't know what to do When you wear them good guy shoes [verse 3] So there i was Walking through the streets in them stupid good guy shoes Possessed by the evil spirit of Doug the Irish thug Then i came across the only person in the streets who could bring this to an end giant jimmy Then i came across that old fool giant jimmy Then i approached him and told him son you best not get lippy Anything you got will send your best give me And lets make it quick ain't trying to get friendly Then he pulled a switch blade And began to stick me Then he pulled it back out and put it back in me I was losing lots of blood I was getting dizzy He must have stabbed me forty times maybe even fifty I looked down and the knife was sticking out my chest But it wasn't over yet now you gotta hear the rest He took a step back Put up both his dukes And threw a mean uppercut and knocked me out my shoes I returned to normal since the shoes were off my feet And jimmy turned around and just went walking down the street I swallowed so much blood i was feeling sick Now i had to go home and throw away them evil kicks [hook] Heart stars and horse shoes Clovers and blue moons You'll become a bad guy when you wear the good guys shoes You'll put them on your feet and you won't know what to do When you wear them good guy shoes [outro] Good guy shoes Why you so evil? You caused me so much trouble I gotta put you in the trash Good guy shies I wish i never met you Because now i just hate you I gotta put you in my past Good guy shoes