[Explanation 1] Hey everybody, its Froggy Fresh here This is what I'm gonna-what I'm bout-doin' this video right here This is called Froggy Fresh Freestyle, Triple F Just made that up right off the top of my head Cause that's what freestylin' is Anything that pops in your head you just gotta say it right away There's no time for thinkin' There's no time to…there's no time to…there's no time to make the rap sound good You just gotta say it, whatever you think of This is, um, Froggy Fresh Freestyle I think this is number one cause I don't think I've ever done a freestyle before Cause I'm not very good at it, but I've just been practicin' Just whatever I think of, I'm just going to say it for you guys I'm gonna drop a beat, I'm going to Froggy Fresh Freestyle And please don't…please don't…please don't say anything about like “That freestyle s**ed” or anything Because I know that I'm not very good at freestylin', but I've been practicin' it, okay? So just wait for it And don't make fun of me because I keep on…I just…I'm not very good at freestylin' yet okay? But I'm the master at writin' raps But I'm not really good at freestylin' yet, so don't make fun of me Just say something like, “That could use a little work” or somethin' Don't say, “Wow you s** at freestylin'” Cause that ain't no…that ain't gettin' nobody nowhere Drop this beat real quick (Beat drops) This my intro [Intro 1] Froggy Fresh We don't never rest We don't never rest We don't never rest Froggy Fresh! [Verse 1] I'm sittin here, I'm thinkin' To myself, man I miss Abe Lincoln Why did they have to k** him? Up inside the movie theater, just watchin' a movie You're gonna run up on Abe? You're gonna shoot him in the head? You're gonna shoot him in the face? But Abe didn't do nothin' to you Abe was a good guy, that's true I'm sittin' here, thinkin' 'man life is hard' Life is hard in prison behind bars I never been to prison, I don't wanna go I don't like it, I don't like it, no no I don't like that people are locked up But it's kinda good cause that protects us From people who would probably k** us But I'm not afraid to die, but they would still k** us I don't wanna be k**ed, not yet I got too many dreams, on that you can bet I got too many dreams to fulfill My will is of steel, ballin' and ill I could k** a electric eel With my bare hands, I could snap it in half, bam! Won't even get electrocuted, you know why? Cause I'm that guy, I'm that guy Sittin' here in the living room, heard a loud boom Don't know what to do, it's a gun Put my hands up in the air, thinkin' How am I gonna get out of here? Oh my God I remember that I had a gun Tucked behind my pants, that's right Pulled it out, pop pop pop Bullets flyin' through the air, bullets flyin' through the air Jump up in the air, you're gonna dodge 'em? You're gonna go like this? Ha! No you're not cause I'm a really good aimer I done shot too many guns, flamer...done [Interlude] I think a flamer is not a good word that I was supposed to say I'm not gonna say any more bad words I'm just gonna try to keep this rap goin' and no cuss words or anything I'm gonna start the rap over (Beat restarts) [Intro 2] Froggy Fresh And we don't never rest [Verse 2] The streets is cold, life is hard Scarecrows in the front yard Protect the corn, don't let 'em get it The crows wanna eat it, the crows are gonna get it Scarecrow do your job! Cause the crows are comin' through and we're bout to get robbed They're about to take all of the corn and the crops I don't like crows, I don't like you a lot I don't like the fact that you eat all of our veggies I don't like the fact that you're eatin' all your veggies When I come out in the front yard you're gonna run like Reggie Bush, watch me get pushed, fall into the ground Get back up ‘cause I always do, yes! [Explanation 2] That was just my freestyle rap I just wanted to do that for you guys I'm run out of stuff to say Can't think of any more freestyles I'm probably just gonna shut it down, go to sleep right now But Froggy Fresh, uh, Triple F, Froggy Fresh Freestyle Maybe I'll do another one soon If you guys liked that, if you say, “Yeah, I like this freestyle, I want you to do another one" Well-What are you doin' Lola?! Why are you climb up on the couch you stinker? Look at you, you like-you-you know I caught you doin' something What are you doing back there you stinker? Huh? You're a stinker Lola Come here What you doin' huh? What are you doin' [?] (kissing sounds) You a good dog What you doin', huh? You're a good dog, did you want your tummy scratched? I gotta stop that video