Fritz Da Cat - C.P.K.'s lyrics

[Verse 1:] {Violent J:} I walked into the church dressed up as an alter boy I seen the preacher he said, "Little boy I'm a teacher" Put his hand up on my shoulder, felt the claw of the beast I never thought it'd be so f**in easy murderin a priest We went into the confession booth, he took off his clothes And cut some yay right on his bible top and ooted his nose I jammed a butchers knife twelve inches into his gut He looked me right into my eyes while I was yankin it up Preacher k**as! [Hook:] Crooked preacher k**as (Stop it!) Crooked preacher k**as (I gotta bloody 'em up!) Crooked preacher k**as (Stop it!) Crooked preacher k**as [Verse 2:] {Shaggy 2 Dope:} I walked into the sermon strapped with an iron crowbar I beat a nun into a bloody stew in the trunk of my car How the f** she got fake titties and a p**y ring? BULLsh*t! She s**ed the preacher's dick in the pulpit I know the goin's on, I've witnessed it while pushin my mop And blood gushin don't stop when my hatchet go chop I ain't no f**in holy rolla, I'm outta controlla Face painted f**in preacher k**as gone off they yola! [Hook:] Crooked preacher k**as (Cola!) Crooked preacher k**as (I gotta bloody 'em up!) Crooked preacher k**as (Stop it!) Crooked preacher k**as [Verse 3:] {Violent J, Shaggy 2 Dope:} We shootin for the preacher, fu*k! I missed and hit the reverend But it doesn't matter though, they say he's goin to heaven And then I shot for the preacher, I blew his ear off! We in the balcony bustin, gone off PCP and Smirnoff Shot again, I missed and hit somebody in the choir They fell back into the candle rack and caught the place on fire I shot again, I finally caught the preacher in his dome Then we put our barells to each other's heads and took it home! [Hook:] Crooked preacher k**as (Stop it!) Crooked preacher k**as (I gotta bloody 'em up!) Crooked preacher k**as (Stop it!) Crooked preacher k**as (Leave the f**in kids alone!) Crooked preacher k**as (f*ggots!) Crooked preacher k**as (I gotta bloody 'em up!) Crooked preacher k**as (Stop it!) Crooked preacher k**as (I gotta bloody 'em up!) [Outro:] Hell is a real place...