[Lyrics and Music by Maniac Neil] [Based on the movie: "Driller k**er"] In, to, this, church, to see a man, Who knows he could be my dad, Sign of the cross I look over and watch him pray, He touched my head and I ran away, "Who knows some bum degenerate wino." Hurry up and pick up Pam at the club and lets go! I wake up in the morning to the sound of a drill Foreshadowing my future and my need to k**, The bills are piling up and I'm going insane, I throw the phone out the window but it's the same, Nightmares haunt my mind, I think I'm losing it, My f*ggot art dealer won't give me any more money I'm behind on the rent, I'm trying to finish this painting, my girlfriend is giving me sh**, All that anybody wants is money, rivers of blood is what they'll get! One night I was watching TV with the girls, As usual there's nothing on but sh**, Then an ad came on for a great new product, The amazing belt called the 'Porto-Pak!', The band that moved up stairs plays all f**ing night! Psychotic fantasies, blood red visions, I'm reaching my breaking point, I complain to the manager about the noise, But he tells me that it doesn't bother him, Instead he gives me a skinned rabbit to eat, I take a knife and stab it in the head! 20 bucks in my hand, I buy the f**ing 'Porto-Pak', Talking voices in my head, drill bit tearing homeless flesh, k**ing spree has begun, use my drill like a gun, Cleaning up the street trash, drill 'em in the f**ing back! No I'm not a 'fix it man', my electric drill tears up your guts! Bus stop bum get ready to die! Swirling metal rips your spine! [Leads: Maniac Neil] Running though the streets, my drill in hand, Randomly k**ing anyone I can! I find this hobo sleeping on a garbage heap, I drill into his skull and wake him from his sleep! [Lead: Maniac Neil] The buffalos finished but Dalton f**ing hates it, Carol gets pissed and calls him a 'f*ggot', She's finally fed up and goes back to her ex, I call Dalton up with the promise of s**, Dressed in drag, my drill is long and ready, Impaled to the door, Pam is freaking out and screaming, Now it's Carol's turn to die as I sneak into the house, She takes a hot shower as I drill into her spouse, Off goes the lights as she climbs into bed, She has no f**ing clue, but she'll she soon be dead, Keep asking for Stephen, but his corpse is on the floor, Now you'll feel my drill you dirty f**ing who*e!!!