Fried Rice - Where Are My Eyebrows lyrics

[Hook] Where are my eyebrows Where are my eyebrows Can someone out there help me find my eyebrows Where are my eyebrows Where are my eyebrows Oh lord please just bless me with some eyebrows [Verse 1] I've been searching far and wide across the globe Asking 'round "Have you seen my eyebrows?" No one knows, no, no one knows The hair above my eyes is invisible or lacking in size I looked in the mirror and then I realized Oh sh** man, where did my eyebrows go With my face looking like this there's nowhere I can go Girls and guys alike, everyone's laughing at me Maybe my eyebrows are there, but no one can see [Hook] [Verse 2] Everyone bullies me for it this year Lock me out, "Yo, you won't find your eyebrows in here Grow a pair loser, maybe grow some balls too Even if you had eyebrows, there'd still be no point to you" Well fine, bullies, you got me this time Now that you've heard this rhyme I hope you know your crime See me next Monday in fifth period, dummies I'll have such good eyebrows I'll be given all the ladies cummies [Hook]