[Intro] My name is Jeff I wanna f**ing die Hey hey ho [Hook: Fried Rice] I have the dankest memes you have ever seen I have the dankest memes you have ever seen If you wanna reach me, gotta get past my memes I have the dankest memes you have ever seen [Verse 1: Fried Rice] Motherf**er I'm living the dream I created this new phase of the meme scene While every other rapper gets f**in' beaned I have the dankest memes you have ever seen, yeah The dankest memer on this planet Earth Even Jesus knows I'm a god, word, I got High worth, my memes are blocked by no facade My memes are the creamiest, yes I'm the memeiest I have the dankest memes you have ever seen [Hook: Fried Rice] [Verse 2: Nezpah] I ain't Asian, I don't eat dogs or cats But I got 100 b**hes on the Snapchats They ask, "Got anything for me to see?" I say, "Hey you wanna see my memes?" She says, "Oh I'm already getting wet" I say, "My memes are the best, oh you can bet it Now girl, show me them tits" And that's how I first s**ually a**aulted a woman [Hook: Nezpah] [Bridge] YOU FEEBLE MINDED MORTALS WILL NEVER COMPREHEND THE POWER I HAVE ACCUMULATED, I USE THESE TERMS SUCH AS "DANK MEMES" TO TRY AND TAP INTO YOUR COGNITIVE RANGE AND I WILL IN FACT USE THE ENERGY THAT I HAVE GOTTEN TO ASCEND FROM THIS MORTAL REALM, YOU FOOLS [Verse 3: Fried Rice] Teriyaki, sushi, dish of that fried rice Call me Asian, eating b**hes out real nice Sorry too easy, had that written down, cuh Why eat dinner at the dog pound, cause You can dine on some fresh memes Steamy, creamy, from the streamy Manufactured in the memey machinery Makes you start screaming, found daydreaming Wake up, motherf**er, it's time for some memes, I said Wake up, motherf**er, it's time for some memes [Hook: Fried Rice & Nezpah] [Outro] Y'all can't fight our meme team! Hold up, what else rhymes with meme, let's see... Beam... seam... theme... supreme... hahaha... I love that meme sh** man, hilarious I could nut cause of it