Frenchy And The Punk - Friendzone lyrics

I'm gonna tell you all a story It's really quite normal I was taking my crush To my year 10 formal She was so pretty She made my heart melt When she looked away I tucked my bo*er in my belt My suit was real fly Her dress was quite tidy But what was on my mind Was the afterparty The place was pretty loose And not a moment too soon Zack rocked up With a box of goon I nodded him over And asked for advice And Zach agreed That tonight was the night He said "shorty likes you mate She said you should drink a cup And sit next to her" I looked her in the eyes And I put down my cup Everybody knew It was time to hook up up up up up ah But then she put me in the friendzone It's not the end though I'm still having coffee with her Mum She's gonna call me on the weekend About a lift home Or advice from her new man And I don't care about the shoppin' Or the facials As long as she's there with me And then she put me in the friendzone It's not the end though It's not the end though Now you're gonna hear Another similar tale I was in love with this girl My Holy Grail It was a girl next door I've always adored I'm like Neeson in Taken If you call her a who*e (I will find you) Though she had a boyfriend We talked all the time He was just a speed hump She had to be mine Then they had a fight Over his stupid friends That's oo for me Cause I don't have any freinds Their fight was real bad My chance to make a move So i bought her a puppy "Oh bro you're so smooth" I told her all about My feelings and sh** I'm like MC Hammer My love is too legit to quit She looked me in the eyes And she knew what to say But then she f**ed up And asked if I was gay "I thought you were gay" "You think I'm gay? Why don't you f** me and find out" But then she put me in the friendzone It's not the end though I'm still having coffee with her Gran She's gonna call me on the weekend About a lift home Or advice from her new man And I don't care about the pedicures Or the waxes As long as she's there with me And then she put me in the friendzone It's not the end though It's not the end though Our tales aren't unusual It's happened everywhere Guys are getting friendzoned Girls just don't care Giving a girl flowers Friendzone Picking her up from town Friendzone Listening to her problems Friendzone Drawing her a picture Friendzone Eating a banana Friendzone Wearing crocs Friendzone Watching Magic Mike Friendzone Watching her sleep Friendzone s**ing a dude's dick Friendzone s**ing your own dick Friendzone Friendzone Now I'm older I'm so bitter and jaded I've been friendzoned so much And I've barely been laid But the other day I met a girl The prettiest being She was so nice that she made me Feel feelings She bought me a beer Said "you're the one I want" And asked would I like to make love to her All night long But then I put her in the friendzone I don't know why though Cause she was so f**ing hot And I put on an ugly onesie We played some Twister And I f**ing co*k-blocked myself We ended up watching TV We had a snuggle I cried when she went to sleep Yeah I put her in the friendzone It is the end though It is the end though Yeah I put her in the friendzone It is the end though It is the end though