Free Swim - I Want to be a Mountaineer lyrics

I want to feel some adrenaline Running through my paws of boredom I want to do something spectacular That has a high risk of d**h Yes [Chorus] I wanna leave here, in the dead of night Get on the internet and Google search "crazy sports" Right click on links, open in new tab I want to get out of here I want to be a mountaineer! Save to memory stick, oh my USB! Safely remove hardware in the dead of night Play some Tony Hawk, buy some rollerblades I want to get out of here I want to be a mountaineer! Yeah! My keeper is into Sarah Palin She's doing a rally round here tonight He's left my cage unlocked, so I am out the door Run as fast as I can to Mission Bay Park! I met a willet bird who told me all about Sir Edmund Hillary and what he did on Everest I'm gonna go there with my digicam Shoot some pictures and send them to all my hoes [Chorus] The willet said to me, “we'll conquer Everest, just you wait and see” He had experience in building things with wood (like nests!) “We'll make a boat like no other animals could” So we built a boat and set sail for the sea! The willet and me! [Chorus]