Fred Figglehorn - The Babysitters A Vampire lyrics

There's something strange about this babysitter She called the blood bank and asked if they deliver She walks by the mirror, but I don't see her reflection I've seen twilight, believe me it left an impression And everybody knows they come to s** your blood, hey Hypnotize you with their eyes you got no where to run, hey Her fingernails are sharp her teeth are pointed too Mom left me alone with her now what am I gonna do The babysitter's a vampire She's looking at me like I'm dinner tonight The babysitter's a vampire Gonna need a wooden steak and a garlic milk shake To keep me alive She said "it's getting late time for you to go to bed" I'm thinking let's call it a night, put a stake in your heart instead I'm on to you, you're white as glue, and your skin is as cold as ice The way you stare like I'm medium rare you're ready to take a bite And everybody knows they come to s** your blood, hey Hypnotize you with their eyes you got no where to run, hey Mom will never believe me now unless I get some proof When I'm flying around the house with fangs she'll know it's true The babysitter's a vampire She's looking at me like I'm dinner tonight The babysitter's a vampire Gonna need a wooden stake and a garlic milkshake To keep me alive The babysitter's a vampire From now on I'm wearing turtle necks The babysitter's a vampire Will I make it through the night or end up a vampire snack