Fred Figglehorn - Christmas Is Creepy lyrics

Uh-uh Yo, it's Fred Yeah Oh oh oh You know what I'm sayin? Yeah Kinda strange If snowmen came to life That would be creepy (creepy!) If Santa Claus snuck in the house (uh-huh) That would be creepy (creepy!) Santa creepin 'round and down my chimney at night I can't explain it but it doesn't feel right He knows if you been good He knows if you been bad It's kinda freaky Did he think he could just come up come in my house like that? Oh Kinda think of it as I really scary (so small) Little pointy ears and sweaty hands that might be hairy Reindeer (sharp teeth) Rudolph (might eat me) Christmas is kinda strange When you think about it that way If snowmen came to life That would be creepy (creepy!) If Santa Claus snuck in my house (uh-huh) That would be creepy (creepy!) And it's really weird It's like a fake beard Somethin doesn't seem right to me (no) If the snowmen came to life That would be cre-cre-creepy Oh oh oh Kinda creepy Yeah Kinda strange Oh oh oh Yo it's Fred Yeah Somethin' isn't right Don't leave me coal (oh) That's kinda strange Sneakin' 'round my house is really breaking in it so ring Santa kissin' mom? That's just wrong Someone better tell me what's going on It's kinda strange givin' me sleigh bells in every Christmas song Oh Come to think of it as I really scary (so small) Little pointy ears and sweaty hands that might be hairy! Reindeer (sharp teeth) Rudolph (might eat me) Christmas is kinda strange When you think about it that way If snowmen came to life That would be creepy (creepy!) If Santa Claus snuck in my house That would be creepy (creepy!) And it's really weird (weird) It's like a fake beard (darn) Somethin doesn't seem right to me If snowmen came to life That would be cre-cre-creepy Rudolph? Why are you looking at me that way? Why is that snowman moving? (Fred) Creepy! Ahh! I can't take it! Did you hear that? (Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha) Ahh! Ahh! This just isn't right! Ahh! If snowmen came to life That would be creepy (creepy!) If Santa Claus snuck in my house (uh-huh) That would be creepy (creepy!) And what's really weird It's like a fake beard (Is that Dad?) Somethin' doesn't seem right to me (It just doesn't) If snowmen came to life That would be cre-cre-creepy If snowmen came to life That would be creepy (creepy!) If Santa Claus snuck in my house That would be creepy (creepy!) And it's really weird It's like a fake beard Somethin' doesn't seem right to me (It really doesn't) If snowmen came to life That would be cre-cre-creepy That's what I'm talkin 'bout!