Freak Kitchen - Proud To Be Plastic lyrics

Hey, what's going on? Drool before I'm gone Waste some precious time, you know Sure I'm looking good Don't you think I would? I got Cindy Crawford's video Go and get the blow I know where to go Coolest place you ever seen Maybe we can dance In a bathroom romance To a ballad of East 17 Try some ecstasy Get as dumb as me Read even Sting's a fan Rave 'til the end Invent another trend: Mandela joins the Ku Klux Klan Any way the wind blow I swallow everything! Any way the winds blow I'll sing the words you sing! That is how the story goes Consume 'til I get sick! Any way the winds blow Proud to be plastic! Prozac with tea One happy family Still remember how to laugh Dad gets Mommy wet With p**no on the Net My brother spits his guts in half I don't really care Gotta do my hair To get Eddie Vedder's autograph I am V.I.P You can come with me Just get another pair of shoes We can rob a bar Then we steal a car Smoke someone and we'll be news Show me you're romantic Let me your chick Shoot some dude to prove you're mine Show me you're romantic Let me your chick Send shivers down my teenage spine Any way the wind blow I swallow everything! Any way the winds blow I'll sing the words you sing! That is how the story goes Consume 'til I get sick! Any way the winds blow Proud to be plastic!