Freak Kitchen - Vaseline Bizniz lyrics

God, I have to know Is it really true? I refuse to believe in The stuff they write about you You always look real depressive But that's what makes you cute Say it ain't so, say it ain't so Have you become a fruit? Vaseline bizniz, improves your record sales Vaseline bizniz, you know it never fails Vaseline bizniz, will make you interesting When you're too pissed to dance and too high to sing My teenage dream is f**ed Although you don't know While I plan for our marriage You find some handsome guy to blow Then you speak about it frankly In an in-depth interview And I slip into denial 'Cos I know it isn't true Vaseline bizniz, improves your record sales Vaseline bizniz, you it never fails Vaseline bizniz, will make you interesting When you're too pissed to dance and you're too stoned to sing Yeah, I had a bad time My heart was torn in two Burned all my posters Thought I'd never make it through But I worship another boy-group now Everybody else s**s! I even got their autographs Take that, you backstreet co*ks!