Frank Zappa - I'm A Beautiful Guy (YCDTOSA) lyrics

I'm a beautiful guy And you have walked by I gave you the eye But you pretend to be shy But I'm a beautiful guy (You know what I mean? You know what I mean?) And so I wanna know why, why, why You make me cry, cry, cry 'Cause you wanna try, try, try Some stupid game on me They're drinking lighter They're full of water I hear them say: "Let's jog... " They're playing tennis Their bu*ts are tighter What could be whiter? Hey? Your athletic approach has a lot of appeal The girl is responding to your little deal She's modern 'n empty 'n totally vain But beauty, of course, can feel no pain No pain No pain No pain