Frank Zappa - 50/50 lyrics

Well, my dandruff is loose An' my breath is chartreuse I know I ain't cute An' my voice is ka-poot But that's awright people I'm just crazy enough to sing to you Any old way I figure the odds be fifty-fifty I just might have some thing to say Ain't gonna sing you no love song How my heart is all sore Will not beg your indulgence 'Cause you heard it before An' that's awright people I'm just crazy enough to sing to you Any old way I figure the odds be fifty-fifty I just might have some thing to say Ants in my pants! I have taken your time I have sung you my song Ain't no great revelation But it wasn't too long An' that's awright people I'm just crazy enough to sing to you Any old way, ha ha! I figure the odds be fifty-fifty I just might have some thing to say