Frank Zappa - St. Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast lyrics

Jim gordon (drums) John guerin (drums) Aynsley dunbar (drums) Ralph humphrey (drums) Jack bruce (ba**) Erroneous (ba**) Tom fowler (ba**) Frank zappa (ba**, lead vocals, guitar) George duke (keyboards, background vocals) Don "sugar cane" harris (violin) Jean-luc ponty (violin) Ruth underwood (percussion) Ian underwood (saxophone) Napoleon murphy brock (saxophone, background vocals) Sal marquez (trumpet) Bruce fowler (trombone) Ray collins (background vocals) Kerry mcnabb (background vocals) Susie glower (background vocals) Debbie (background vocals) Lynn (background vocals) Ruben ladron de guevara (background vocals) Robert camarena (background vocals) Yes indeed Here we are At st. alphonzo's pancake breakfast Where i stole the margarine And wheedled on the bingo cards In lieu of the latrine I saw a handsome parish lady Make her entrance like a queen While she was totally in chenille And her old man was a marine As she abused the sausage pattie And said, "why don't you treat me mean?" At st. alphonzo's pancake breakfast Where i stole the margarine (st. alfonzo St. alfonzo St. alfonzo St. alfonzo)