Frank Zappa/The Mothers of Invention - Telephone Conversation lyrics

Pam: Well . . . operator? Hold for a minute, please . . FZ: Hello? Operator: Yes, sir . . FZ: Ah, can you call 678-9866? Operator: Same area code? FZ: Yes Operator: Right FZ: Is that Vicki? Pam: Yeah . . . He's gonna bump you off yet, he's got a gun, you know . . . (heh heh heh . . . ) If he didn't get ya in Laurel Canyon, he won't get you here Vicki: Hello? Pam: Vicki? Vicki: Yeah Pam: What's happening? Vicki: Listen: your father has called me up this . . Pam: Now look, just don't panic but just tell me . . Vicki: I'm not panicking! Pam: OK Vicki: I think my phone's tapped too Pam: Well don't worry, that's quite alright Vicki: Alright . . . Your father called me up this afternoon Pam: Just a sec . .